Monkeybone deserves the same sort of cult following as Beetlejuice.

I don't know why they didn't call it "The Mandalorian and Baby Yoda" when Baby Yoda plays an equal part in it and nobody knows what a grogu is. It doesn't even get explained in the movie.

The 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie is actually decent, but it really is dragged down by Marlon Wayans' character. Time has proven he's a better actor than this, but the producers clearly wanted a Marlon Wayans caricature in their high fantasy film because they didn't trust the concept.

Why did we never get a live action Jetsons movie in the same vein as The Flintstones with Rosie O'Donnell as Rosey the Robot?

I'd even accept a lesser "Viva Rock Vegas"-style movie with Alan Cumming as Orbitty.

Supergirl failed at the box office because most people who still go to theatres are older people resistant to change and young people who want to act obnoxious in public. Both skew conservative, so a movie with "girl" in the title and starring a girl they don't want to fuck is too woke for them.

If Disney makes a realistic CG TaleSpin movie with John Goodman as Baloo that is a continuation of the animated series instead of a reboot, all will be forgiven.

Peach's reaction to meeting Fox McCloud is definitely her furry awakening.

 

I like how Kamek in the Mario movies sounds like Peter Lorre, but I hate that most people who watch the movies won't even know the Looney Tunes version of Peter Lorre.

Personally, I'm a "Crime and Punishment" Peter Lorre fan.

I've figured out I'm in the midst of a mid-life crisis, but instead of sports cars I'm ordering the complete set of McDonald's Batman Forever movie tie-in mugs on ebay.

"Ick" is entertaining, but it is not a good movie. The pacing and editing are random. The writers think modern teens sound and act like millennials. Meanwhile Brandon Routh plays an actual millennial, but no millennial would ever say Creed is the greatest band ever. Not even the ones who like Creed.

The Seventh Annual Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon

February 14th is the one day each year when we remind ourselves we're supposed to like other people.

Kelsey Grammer recently said Trump is "maybe the greatest" president in U.S. history. So fuck you, Disney, if you think I'll be watching any Avengers movie with him in it.

Recast David Hyde Pierce as Beast, you neo-nazi enablers.

I'm still getting over the fact that there is a remake of The Toxic Avenger that has Peter Dinklage, Kevin Bacon and Elijah Wood money.

Fantastic Four is pretty good. It's rushed, but it's the first movie in a long time where I had no idea what was going to happen through most of it.

Tonight's horror movie is Killer Tongue ("Tongue Girl" on Tubi). I didn't expect it to be good but I shouldn't have doubted Melinda Clarke's and Robert Englund's abilities to deliver.

Sure, it's about a killer tongue, but it also has poodles that are turned into human drag queens.

Pluto Nash deserves a sequel.

Tubi currently has three versions of "Hideous!": the film itself, one hosted by Elvira and one hosted by William Shatner.

I saw it when I was young and barely remember it, but on rewatch the writing is actually pretty clever.

Psycho Goreman is like what would happen if you gave Lloyd Kaufman more than $100 to make a movie. That is the highest praise I have ever given.

I don't give a care what anyone else says. The 2017 Power Rangers movie is pretty great.

And even if the rest of the movie was bad, making Rita the original Green Ranger would still be a brilliant change.

I thought I would like Shudder's "Ash", but I can't decide if it was directed, acted and edited badly, or if it was written badly too.