February 14th is the one day each year when we remind ourselves we're supposed to like other people.
The Sixth Annual Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon: Free Streaming Edition
Put on your favourite The Cure album and set the razor blades beside the bath tub because Valentine's Day is here again!
The Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon 5
Valentine's Day is the time each year when we drink alone and listen to Evanescence while fondling a razor blade in the tub.
The Fourth Annual Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon
Another batch of horror movies to quell the feelings of crippling loneliness that are sure to rise this time of year.
The Third Annual Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon
It's nearly Valentine's Day and you know what that means! No, it's not time to hang the rope from the ceiling fan again. We covered this last year: you're way too fat for it to support your weight. If you really want to kill yourself you can just keep eating, and then you may at least break a world record while you're at it.
The 2nd Annual Valentine’s Day Horror Movie Marathon
Ah, Valentine’s Day!
I’ll be honest: this is the first time in two years that I’ve been without a date for this so-called holiday. Does that make me bitter? Not a chance, because I always have my annual V-Day Horror Movie Marathon to look forward to in lieu of some state-regulated hanky.
The Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon
This year at The 34th Dimension we’re having the First Annual Valentine’s Day Horror Movie Marathon, including each of the four great films listed below. If you’re hard up for ideas of what to watch, here’s a great point to jump off from.