My favourite part of the Devil May Cry anime continues to be how mad it makes fans of the games.

"How dare they make the story more complicated than good guys good and bad guys bad!"

'90s kids be like.

 

I like how, no matter how many times they remake it and across all different media, Alone In The Dark is never very good but is still weirdly enjoyable.

This is my first time playing Halo 5. I finally understand why they call it "Halo 5". It's because there are five Halos (also called Master Chiefs).

I've figured out I'm in the midst of a mid-life crisis, but instead of sports cars I'm ordering the complete set of McDonald's Batman Forever movie tie-in mugs on ebay.

"Ick" is entertaining, but it is not a good movie. The pacing and editing are random. The writers think modern teens sound and act like millennials. Meanwhile Brandon Routh plays an actual millennial, but no millennial would ever say Creed is the greatest band ever. Not even the ones who like Creed.

Resident Evil 9 isn't my favourite in the series, but it is the first that I've completed all the challenges for.

If you wiped out 99% of all human life, there would still be over 80 million left. So, like, it's an option.

Feels good to be back.

The Seventh Annual Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon

February 14th is the one day each year when we remind ourselves we're supposed to like other people.

A.I. was better before it got good at doing things because at least the results were always funny back then instead of existentially worrying.

Kelsey Grammer recently said Trump is "maybe the greatest" president in U.S. history. So fuck you, Disney, if you think I'll be watching any Avengers movie with him in it.

Recast David Hyde Pierce as Beast, you neo-nazi enablers.

Do you ever feel like the universe hates you because you think the best batmobile is the one from Batman Forever?

Watching Mayday is like "Six engines had failed, the pilot had been drinking, and there was a bipolar gorilla aboard. It was a recipe... for disaster."

"Once the flight crew had repaired the damaged fuselage, everyone was finally able to relax. But that's when the clowns broke free."