February 14th is the one day each year when we remind ourselves we're supposed to like other people.
Things of the Year, part 2025
Let's piss on 2025's ashes and hope that 2026 is the year that the rich finally need those expensive bunkers they've been buying.
The Scholastic Book Club, Vol 1: Sonic the Hedgehog
My second-ever idea for a recurring feature on this site, wherein I mine my childhood bookshelf for precious content. Because I had to write something before next year's Valentine's Day list to space the articles apart.
The Sixth Annual Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon: Free Streaming Edition
Put on your favourite The Cure album and set the razor blades beside the bath tub because Valentine's Day is here again!
Live Watch: Night Swim (2024)
I'm trying something new. Rather than writing a review, I'll be live-blogging my impressions as I watch Night Swim, which I know absolutely nothing about.
Spoilers, obviously.
Things of the Year, 2024
Another year ends while I reflect on the few things that brought me joy.
My Worst Opinions, Part 1
Do you like reading about another person's opinions that you're most likely to disagree with? Then you'll probably hate this article but for unrelated reasons.
The Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon 5
Valentine's Day is the time each year when we drink alone and listen to Evanescence while fondling a razor blade in the tub.
The Fourth Annual Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon
Another batch of horror movies to quell the feelings of crippling loneliness that are sure to rise this time of year.
The Third Annual Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon
It's nearly Valentine's Day and you know what that means! No, it's not time to hang the rope from the ceiling fan again. We covered this last year: you're way too fat for it to support your weight. If you really want to kill yourself you can just keep eating, and then you may at least break a world record while you're at it.