"Ick" is entertaining, but it is not a good movie. The pacing and editing are random. The writers think modern teens sound and act like millennials. Meanwhile Brandon Routh plays an actual millennial, but no millennial would ever say Creed is the greatest band ever. Not even the ones who like Creed.

Resident Evil 9 isn't my favourite in the series, but it is the first that I've completed all the challenges for.

If you wiped out 99% of all human life, there would still be over 80 million left. So, like, it's an option.

Feels good to be back.

The Seventh Annual Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon

February 14th is the one day each year when we remind ourselves we're supposed to like other people.

A.I. was better before it got good at doing things because at least the results were always funny back then instead of existentially worrying.

Kelsey Grammer recently said Trump is "maybe the greatest" president in U.S. history. So fuck you, Disney, if you think I'll be watching any Avengers movie with him in it.

Recast David Hyde Pierce as Beast, you neo-nazi enablers.