Kelsey Grammer recently said Trump is "maybe the greatest" president in U.S. history. So fuck you, Disney, if you think I'll be watching any Avengers movie with him in it.

Recast David Hyde Pierce as Beast, you neo-nazi enablers.

Do you ever feel like the universe hates you because you think the best batmobile is the one from Batman Forever?

Watching Mayday is like "Six engines had failed, the pilot had been drinking, and there was a bipolar gorilla aboard. It was a recipe... for disaster."

"Once the flight crew had repaired the damaged fuselage, everyone was finally able to relax. But that's when the clowns broke free."

Things of the Year, part 2025

Let's piss on 2025's ashes and hope that 2026 is the year that the rich finally need those expensive bunkers they've been buying.

I bought the new(er) Saints Row on sale and it's a lot better than I expected. The hipster shit is annoying but it's not that egregious and some of the writing is really funny. Good variety of side missions too.

I did go back to finish Metroid Prime 4, and even the ending is bad. Throughout my entire playthrough I kept repeating out loud "my god this game is shit, how did they fuck this up so badly?"

Metroid Prime 4: Proof that Nintendo Died with Satoru Iwata

Yet another legacy sequel that is bad at everything except shitting on its own legacy. It's really good at that.