Do you like reading about another person's opinions that you're most likely to disagree with? Then you'll probably hate this article but for unrelated reasons.
The Comeback is Coming Along
I just finished restoring all of the old features and reviews that were worth restoring. There were some missing images that I couldn't find and there may be a few more things lurking in the various backups I took over the years, but I think for now it's a good start content-wise. I'm going to focus on getting the layout in a non-garbage-adjacent state before I start actually posting again.
In the meantime, you can check out some of these classic articles:
Don't Make Me Tap The Spine
1During my time in exile I was briefly employed as a Simpsons Shitposter. It's a period of my life I never want to speak of and will forever cherish.
Assassin's Creed III vs Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
I'm new to the Assassin's Creed series. I started with the fourth entry, Black Flag, which is basically a pirate simulator that someone at Ubisoft thought was a better idea than making another Assassin's Creed game, but the Ubisoft execs decided to call it Assassin's Creed anyway because they need to make a new one of those games every year or else they can't buy baguettes for their French children.
So, after loving Black Flag I recently decided I would give the only other entry that came out on Wii U a try—Assassin's Creed III. The experience so far has been somewhat different from Black Flag, so I thought I would briefly compare my first impressions with each game.
The Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon 5
Valentine's Day is the time each year when we drink alone and listen to Evanescence while fondling a razor blade in the tub.
The Fourth Annual Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon
Another batch of horror movies to quell the feelings of crippling loneliness that are sure to rise this time of year.
Welcome to Silent Hill ... Revelation!
Silent Hill is a town where your nightmares become real. Where your inner demons haunt you in the most literal way. Where men with adopted daughters, widowers, and truck drivers with troubled pasts should probably not vacation.
Since I have no demons (let me kick these empty bottles out of the way), and nightmares about zombies and xenomorphs are elements of a good night for me, I decided it was safe to plan a day trip to the foggy town. It had been quite a few years since I had visited the old haunt, so I figured I'd hit up some of the local attractions like Lakeside Amusement park, Toluca Mall and the Brookhaven mental hospital.
I never could have expected the sort of Revelations that awaited me.
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