The Seventh Annual Valentine's Day Horror Movie Marathon

February 14th is the one day each year when we remind ourselves we're supposed to like other people.

A.I. was better before it got good at doing things because at least the results were always funny back then instead of existentially worrying.

Kelsey Grammer recently said Trump is "maybe the greatest" president in U.S. history. So fuck you, Disney, if you think I'll be watching any Avengers movie with him in it.

Recast David Hyde Pierce as Beast, you neo-nazi enablers.

Do you ever feel like the universe hates you because you think the best batmobile is the one from Batman Forever?

Watching Mayday is like "Six engines had failed, the pilot had been drinking, and there was a bipolar gorilla aboard. It was a recipe... for disaster."

"Once the flight crew had repaired the damaged fuselage, everyone was finally able to relax. But that's when the clowns broke free."