[ to the tune of "Blue" by Eiffel 65 ]

Hey look at that
It's a squirrel
Just a little squirrel who flies and has a beak
And his tail's not so fluffy and has feathers too
But that's squirrels
Sometimes
They are kind of weird

Peter Peter pumpkin eater, had a wife but couldn't keep her. How many wives could a pumpkin eater keep if a pumpkin eater could keep wives?

Psycho Goreman is like what would happen if you gave Lloyd Kaufman more than $100 to make a movie. That is the highest praise I have ever given.

Why does this screenshot I took from IGN look like the Nostalgia Critic getting glory killed by Doom Guy?

Doom: The Dark Ages is fine, but it would be way better as a sequel to the original Quake. It even has the heavy Lovecraftian influences.

Fun Fact: Harry Potter was bad even before JK Rowling outed herself as a shitty person.

I don't give a care what anyone else says. The 2017 Power Rangers movie is pretty great.

And even if the rest of the movie was bad, making Rita the original Green Ranger would still be a brilliant change.