'90s kids be like.

 

I like how, no matter how many times they remake it and across all different media, Alone In The Dark is never very good but is still weirdly enjoyable.

This is my first time playing Halo 5. I finally understand why they call it "Halo 5". It's because there are five Halos (also called Master Chiefs).

I've figured out I'm in the midst of a mid-life crisis, but instead of sports cars I'm ordering the complete set of McDonald's Batman Forever movie tie-in mugs on ebay.

"Ick" is entertaining, but it is not a good movie. The pacing and editing are random. The writers think modern teens sound and act like millennials. Meanwhile Brandon Routh plays an actual millennial, but no millennial would ever say Creed is the greatest band ever. Not even the ones who like Creed.

Resident Evil 9 isn't my favourite in the series, but it is the first that I've completed all the challenges for.

If you wiped out 99% of all human life, there would still be over 80 million left. So, like, it's an option.