Has anyone else noticed Ubisoft doesn't know how reversing a vehicle works? The analogue stick always controls the camera rather than the steering so it's always fucking backwards.

I don't understand why they keep making Poison Ivy vegan. Wouldn't she prefer to eat nothing but meat?

My favourite part of the Devil May Cry anime continues to be how mad it makes fans of the games.

"How dare they make the story more complicated than good guys good and bad guys bad!"

'90s kids be like.

 

I like how, no matter how many times they remake it and across all different media, Alone In The Dark is never very good but is still weirdly enjoyable.

This is my first time playing Halo 5. I finally understand why they call it "Halo 5". It's because there are five Halos (also called Master Chiefs).

I've figured out I'm in the midst of a mid-life crisis, but instead of sports cars I'm ordering the complete set of McDonald's Batman Forever movie tie-in mugs on ebay.