There are no good Assassin's Creed games. There is Black Flag, which is a good pirate game buried underneath all the Assassin's Creed bullshit.

Yes, the puppet episode of Strange New Worlds is dumb. But it's worth it for the Carol Kane puppet. 10/10, best episode ever.

The 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie is actually decent, but it really is dragged down by Marlon Wayans' character. Time has proven he's a better actor than this, but the producers clearly wanted a Marlon Wayans caricature in their high fantasy film because they didn't trust the concept.

Carol Kane continues to be the best part of Strange New Worlds, as well as everything else she has ever acted in, life, the universe, and everything.

Nintendo executives don't need those fancy Japanese toilets. They have Nintendo fans willing to lick their buttholes clean.

Why did we never get a live action Jetsons movie in the same vein as The Flintstones with Rosie O'Donnell as Rosey the Robot?

I'd even accept a lesser "Viva Rock Vegas"-style movie with Alan Cumming as Orbitty.

No matter how many times I replay Elden Ring and how over-levelled I get, I will always avoid and run away from the big fuckyou bears.