Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat Conquest gets his ass kicked so often, I'm starting to think Kung Lao isn't that great a fighter.

Joy from My Name Is Earl could have been the champion of Earthrealm.

Not sure why anyone would go to Kung Lao's trading post in MK Conquest when a ninja fight breaks out there every week.

Or maybe it's a selling feature.

"Wanna go to the trading post? There might be ninjas today."

"Eff yeah! I caught a tooth last time!"