The new Doom DLC just reaffirms that The Dark Ages should've been a Quake game.

And why is everything subtitled "Revelations" again? Were they just waiting for enough time to pass, hoping people would forget how overused it was? CEOs must've been itching like addicts to be able to use it again.

Remember when they were making a new Earthworm Jim game, before Tommy Tallarico took the crowdfunding money and ran, and they had to assure people the original creator WASN'T involved in order to scam everyone? I just think it's funny that Doug Tennapel is such a uniquely hated piece of shit.

Doug Tennapel is such a garbage homunculoid that even Tommy Tallarico was like "yeah I'm not with him."

Has anyone else noticed Ubisoft doesn't know how reversing a vehicle works? The analogue stick always controls the camera rather than the steering so it's always fucking backwards.

I don't understand why they keep making Poison Ivy vegan. Wouldn't she prefer to eat nothing but meat?

My favourite part of the Devil May Cry anime continues to be how mad it makes fans of the games.

"How dare they make the story more complicated than good guys good and bad guys bad!"

'90s kids be like.

 

I like how, no matter how many times they remake it and across all different media, Alone In The Dark is never very good but is still weirdly enjoyable.