Tonight's horror movie is Killer Tongue ("Tongue Girl" on Tubi). I didn't expect it to be good but I shouldn't have doubted Melinda Clarke's and Robert Englund's abilities to deliver.

Sure, it's about a killer tongue, but it also has poodles that are turned into human drag queens.

Nobody has been asking me "Are you going to replay Dragon Ball Sparking Zero on Switch 2 with motion controls" and the answer is of course I am because I'm stupid and waste money so I can feel like a big man.

The Scholastic Book Club, Vol 1: Sonic the Hedgehog

My second-ever idea for a recurring feature on this site, wherein I mine my childhood bookshelf for precious content. Because I had to write something before next year's Valentine's Day list to space the articles apart.

I was going to replay Spider-Man 2 but decided to cut out the middleman and just play Spider-Man Web of Shadows on Wii instead.

I always turn subtitles off before starting a game, but I forgot the characters in Still Wakes The Deep are Scottish.