The official story is that this is a video of an "animatronic baby mechanism for [an] anonymous TV series." The truth that they don't want you to hear? Sex robot for Newt Gingrich.

Via Geekologie

After the hearing the news today that Mass Effect 3 will require EA's bullshit Origin service to play, I was sad. Then I bought alcohol and felt better. Then I went on YouTube and rewatched Mass Defect, the only good Mass Effect parody online. Then I posted it here because what the fuck else am I going to do?

I still haven't played Skyrim. I think that qualifies me as legally dead.

I didn't remember the D-Day scene being this funny.

This'll be the last web clips post for a while. I promise (if only because I don't plan on updating for weeks again).

Just to show that I'm a good sport.

I sort of like my new paper hat. I put it on my Pyro because it's flame retarded.