You can also watch the original YTMND here: http://ohmylove.ytmnd.com

The official story is that this is a video of an "animatronic baby mechanism for [an] anonymous TV series." The truth that they don't want you to hear? Sex robot for Newt Gingrich.

Via Geekologie

Remember Vessel? Of course you don't, because no one listens. I keep pointing at these really cool things and people are like "No, thank you. I'd rather read Destructoid because boobs and explosions." Well, maybe now you'll see what your exploding boob fetish has caused you to miss.

According to IndieGames.com, Vessel will be released via Steam on March 1 for $15. I can't think of a joke to end this post with, so why don't you look at this distraction while I sneak away and finish watching Die Hard. This is daddy's me time.

Did you like Samorost and Machinarium or just have any idea as to what either of those are? Then you'll be thrilled to see this new video preview for Amanita Design's Botanicula, in which Mr. Twig is about to get his shit kicked in by some sort of clitoris monster. I've never seen a clitoris before, so I can only assume that it looks like a rotting peach with two musical antennae hanging from it. With teeth.

After the hearing the news today that Mass Effect 3 will require EA's bullshit Origin service to play, I was sad. Then I bought alcohol and felt better. Then I went on YouTube and rewatched Mass Defect, the only good Mass Effect parody online. Then I posted it here because what the fuck else am I going to do?