I came, I saw, I used the restrooms and met a couple of pseudo-celebrities like Paul and Kathleen from LoadingReadyRun. Mostly, though, I think that I found myself. Amidst the large crowds and strange smells, I discovered a part of me that exists deep down inside and really hates goddamn furries.
Matthew Broderick is everyone's favourite nice-guy actor. Even when he's out murdering families in Ireland, it's hard to hold anything against him.
He's a good actor, a Tony Award-winning singer and an all-'round loveable guy. So, in his honor, I've compiled this handy guide of visages d'Broderick to help you to better identify him in the wild. You can think of it as a sort of Matthew Broderick Pokédex, except with less animal abuse and more parental neglect.
The Classic BroderickAs seen in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, the Classic Broderick is how most of us choose to remember our favourite truant. Young, cocky and with a full life of success ahead of him—let's just not tell him about Godzilla, okay?
If you were born with this face, you can expect to achieve everything you want in life without putting in the slightest amount of effort. You will probably die rich and with thousands of friends. Fuck you.
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