Kim Kardashian is getting married today! Or maybe she's already married by now. I don't know what time this shit's supposed to happen. I don't even know who the groom is, though I think it's safe to assume that he's black. I'm confident that I know the former Ms. Kardashian well enough to discern the ethnicity of the dicks inside of her.

The only reason I care about this at all is because I sort of have a thing for Kim Kardashian's enourmous backside, or dat ass as it's known in her native tongue. I have nothing else to say about today's ceremony, though, so here's a poem that I wrote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanna fuck Kim
Right where she poos