… and that prequel now has a trailer.

I haven't been this excited about an upcoming movie since Jurassic Park. John Carpenter's The Thing is the greatest horror film ever made, and if you need me to justify that statement you're an asshole and probably a rapist. Stop harshin' my vibe, James Franco!

Anyway, the prequel takes place in the Norwegian outpost that Kurt Russel visits during the first movie, and I'm surprised by how well Russel is holding up in his old age. He doesn't look a day over thirty, and those tits really suit him. Wait, that's not Kurt Russel? It's a woman? In Antarctica? God damn it, now the movie is going to be two hours of some bitch complaining about the cold.