Jeff Fatt, the Asian guy in the purple shirt from The Wiggles (it's a kid's show. I have nieces), underwent heart surgery on Friday in Sydney, Australia to correct his irregular heartbeat caused by arrhythmia. He had reportedly not been feeling well for weeks, but I think that could have been the result of all that radiation the Japanese have been absorbing lately. What's that? The radiation was only a local thing? Well, that's just great. Now I look like a total racist. Fucking Japs screwed me again!

Fatt was fitted with a pace maker and, I'm assuming, received the Purple Heart medal of honour. You know, because he's the purple Wiggle and just had heart surgery. I really shouldn't have had to explain that one to you.

Via TV.com