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The Joker Looks Like Shit in the New Arkham City Trailer

I think I finally understand what's going on in Arkham City. It's a leper colony, which would make Batman sort of like Jesus, I guess. There are a lot of similarities now that I think about it, like that time Batman healed Alfred when he was sick in Batman & Robin and that time Jesus became the rodent-themed superhero known as the Easter Bunny.

This is also the first time I've heard the new voice for Harley Quinn and it sounds exactly like her old voice, so what was the point in changing the actress? Did the new girl cost less? Because in my experience you don't necessarily want to go with the best bargain when it comes to women.

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CommieCatGirl

I'll stick with the NES Batman games. They're less gay(fat).

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Eek

I know I shouldn't care about Arkham City after Ass-y-bum was so shitty (ha! get it?) but I'm naive and really think that Bat-hombre could benefit from open-world gameplay.

The only game AC has to top is The Adventures of Batman & Robin for the Game Gear and it'll be my favourite Batman game evar.

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CommieCatGirl

I'll only look into it if the KGBeast is confirmed to be in it.