I knew I'd find something to post today! There were the trailers for Sherlock Holmes and The Dark Knight Rises, but I correctly figured that every site would already have those by now. Then I saw the news that Zooey Deschanel will be writing and performing songs for the new Winnie the Pooh animated film, but I realized that, despite her cuteness, Ms. Deschanel is just Katy Perry for fans of flat chests.

Then, when all hope seemed lost, I found the perfect thing to post on this Wednesday afternoon. The thing to lift up your spirits and make you say "Hey, everything is going to be all right."

I give you our feature presentation: Jia Jem in Sexy Tank Girl Cosplay.