Since there hasn't been a new Jurassic Park movie in ten years and it's been even longer since there's been a good one, something needs to fill the void and teach kids that dinosaurs are cool. Anything to get them away from goddamn vampires.

Enter Terra Nova: a new sci-fi show on Fox about humans conquering the growing overpopulation problem by … going back in time? Wouldn't that just make things worse? Because by the time they reach their original time humans will have had an extra 85 million years to reproduce. Whatever, the point is that they go back in time and of course there are dinosaurs back then. Someone really didn't do a good job of performing risk analysis before deciding on this, like maybe there are some dinosaurs that would enjoy eating humans. Oh, and then there's that comet that's coming and will wipe everyone out anyway, but I guess that solves the overpopulation problem after all.

Terra Nova will begin airing this fall, so watch it with your kids and hope that it knocks the little bitch out of their systems.