Sylvester Stalone will be producing a musical based on the Rocky films that will be debuting in Germany next year. I say why not? Spider-Man has a musical and even Batman is getting his own live show, so why should Rocky be left out? Sylvester Stalone is just as good as any other imaginary super hero.

GOG.com has a massive boner now that they've announced 25 classic games from EA will be added to their catalogue. I haven't seen those crazy Pollacks this excited since Hitler's last visit.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes has a new trailer, but I haven't watched it due to my crippling condition. It's called hating James Franco, and it's more common than you might think. Even Anne Hathaway is a sufferer.