Hey, look! It's River Song's life in chronological order! Except, since everything occurs in the opposite general order of the natural flow of time, I guess this would be reverse-chronological, or anti-chronological. I had an Auntie Chronological, but she could never keep track of time. Ha-ha!

I do realize that this is the second day in a row that I've reposted something I found on Topless Robot, but give me a break. I'm not really into this blogging shit. I'm like the girl from The Craft who was only hanging out with the wicca girls because she didn't have any other friends, but then she turned out to be the most powerful one in the end. Just like that, except in my version I get to totally lez out with Fairuza Balk.

I'm the worst kind of Doctor Who fan (and also shit at segueing to a new paragraph, but that's a different story). I've seen about a dozen of the Matt Smith episodes and really liked those, but I'm not dedicated enough to track down the older episodes or wait for them to re-air. So I go on Wikipedia and read the story synopsis to fill in the blanks, and then go to forums and argue with real fans who have actually seen the show. If I were to make a face while doing this, it would look something like this: