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Next Star Wars (NSFW)
Yeah, this is kind of old by now, but my friend re-sent it to me today and I laughed just as hard now as I did the first time. …
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Pixar's "How to Train Your--" Err, "Brave"
You've probably heard that Cars 2 sucks, so now Pixar is going to rip off Dreamworks' How to Train Your Dragon, which I always thought was a movie about masturbation. …
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Weekend at Bernie's: Based on a True Story
Weekend at Bernie's: a film about two guys who pretend that their dead boss is alive in order to take advantage of the sweet party and sexy babes that are concurrently going down at their boss's beach house. …
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Duke Nukem Forever Trailer, Release Date
Remember how Gearbox Software is making Duke Nukem Forever now? Remember how, after twelve years of development at 3D Realms, they promised that the game is finally going to be released? Remember why Duke Nukem 3D was so awesome? No? Then perhaps this trailer will refresh your memory. …
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Lara Plays the Power Rangers Theme Song
I'm pretty sure that all of my dreams have just come true. …
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Breaking News: Hermione and Boba Fett are Making a Babay!
This is a The 34th Dimension exclusive news deal! Renowned muggle-blood Emma Granger and super cool badass bounty hunter Samus Afuck, I mean Boba Fuck—FETT! They made sex and now a miniature person is gonna be squeezed out of Hermione's snatch. …
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Michael Pachter Still Thinks He's Relevant
Wedbush Securities analyst Michael Pachter hasn't made an accurate game-related prediction in years, yet he somehow still gets to be a video games analyst. …
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Dorkly Bits: Angry Birds Friendship
The only reason I visit Dorkly is for their Dorkly Bits videos, and this has to be one of their best. …
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The Fantastic Mr. Star Fox
It’s been a slow day unless you count the earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan, and all I can come up with for that are a few Dragon Ball Z-related jokes. …
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Sunday Links: Sucker Punched Edition
I actually wouldn’t recommend clicking on most of the links in today’s post because they contain opinions that I disagree with. …
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Sunday Links: According to Jim
High Voltage Software developers were caught giving bad reviews on Amazon to a book written by Joystiq author Matt Corso. …
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The Hottest Men in Games
Sexism is alive and well in the games industry. Let's flip the standard.
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Bastion's Upcoming DLC is Free, as All DLC Should Be
I've bitched about this before, as has Psycho Gorilla, but there was a time not too long ago when game developers—and I don't mean just independent devs, but mainstream ones as well—would often create post-release content for their games and make it available online for free. …
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It's Still Not On VC: Vol. 1
A brief look at just how poorly Nintendo is managing their inferior emulation service that morons will pay for while PC emulation does it a million times better for free.
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Macross Frontier is Shit
Macross celebrates its 26th Anniversary by making me hate the franchise.





