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Make Me Your Bitch at the 2011 Calgary Expo

I'll be heading to the annual Calgary Comic & Entertainment Expo on Friday, so I'll finally have the chance to rub elbows with all your favourite nobodies like Felicia Day and Jonathan Frakes. I'm kind of at a loss for what to talk to these sort-of-celebrities about, though, so I'd like some input. Check out the guest list for the expo here and leave a comment with something you'd like me to ask/tell/give to any of the scheduled attendees.

Should I ask Tia Carrere how many executives she had to sleep with to get on Relic Hunter, or perhaps I should ask Teddy Wilson what it's like to be overshadowed by a former YTV host. You decide!*

* I reserve the right to not embarrass myself in front of people whom are more famous than myself, so I probably won't take your erotic drawing of Hellraiser's Pinhead to Doug Bradley.

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Psycho Gorilla

Rob Paulsen: How did it feel for Tyler Durden to finally give you a name?  Also, I thought you were dead.

Tia Carrere: Was switching to the mainstream from adult films a tough transition?

Kevin Nash: If you could powerbomb and spraypaint any current pop icon or politician, who would it be and why?

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Kindlefire

jonathan frakes: so where the hell have you been since next gen?

the shat: Khaaaaaaaan!!!!

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possiblythebestever

Tia Carrere: Would you consider sex with a small blonde girl? And if so, when are you available? Because I have to work late.

Gavin Blair: Would you consider sex with a... oh THAT'S the guy? The bald one? Oh no. NO. 

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Eek

You'll be there so ask her yourself, blondie.

@Kindlefire, I would have to resist the urge to spit on Shatner if I saw him.