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Harry Potter is Rich, Bitch!

Movie News | Posted by Eek on Jul 18, 2011 at 4:09 PM | Comments (2)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II made $168.5 million over the weekend, breaking the previous record set by The Dark Knight in 2008. What made The Deathly Hallows Jr. so popular? I hear that in the third act Hermione flashes her tits while Harry and Ron make gay kisses with Voldemort and in a surprise twist Neville Longbottom is the chosen one who saves The Matrix from the shittiness of its sequels. It's one of those rare films with a little something for everyone.

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Psycho Gorilla

Everybody, especially the movie studios, has to know how much money would be made with a movie advertised with the premise of what's-her-name getting naked onscreen.  Then again, I said that about Anne Hathaway, and Havoc didn't exactly take the world by storm, but that's because it wasn't advertised as starring Anne Hathaway's tits.

Jul 18, 2011 at 6:47 PM

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Eek

"This summer, tits are away with Anne Hathaway. Havoc."

Jul 19, 2011 at 9:22 PM