DESCRIPTION:

Time personified, Chronos is the reason for every oppressive boss threatening to fire you for being one minute late, and on the flip side, is the reactionary inspiration for CPT.  He has also inspired some very good Square games, one of them an overrated classic and another underrated gem. Numerous sources of criticism stem from His poor treatment of Liz Taylor and Zsa Zsa Gabor, although rumor has it He is very good friends with Huey Lewis, who has looked the exact same since birth.  He is probably best known as his alias, Father Time, for His intense chess matches with Papa Smurf.

METHOD OF WORSHIP: 

It's time to turn the tables!  Time is on my side this week, as I will wear numerous large clocks as necklaces around my neck, and might as well accompany those with a large viking hat to remind me of my previous worship of Odin.  I will arrive to appointments when I feel like it, and if anybody gives me any lip, I will either point to one of my many clock necklaces, wristwatches, or the clock behind them, and when they turn around, I will stick my fist out near their face so they get some "time" to think about what they did wrong once they turn back around.

If anybody challenges my punctuality, I will immediately scream "AND WHERE WERE YOU?!  NEW ZEALAND?!" before stealing their wallet with my lightning reflexes (because I control time, like in The Twilight Zone).  I will make fun of really old people, relentlessly, informing them that my God is nearly done with them.  My arch-enemies, teenagers, will be the primary target of my God's wrath, eavesdropping on their conversations, interrupting any and every banality with informed, educated opinions on my outlook on life and the economy, followed by pouring beer on their tits, male or female, while I venomously instruct them to immediately "put 'em on the glass."

Most importantly, I will make sure to remind every woman approaching 30 that her biological clock is ticking and that she has maybe 4 good years left before the only men she will ever be able to impress anymore will be limited to her regretful husband and tempestuous children.  I will also utilize a "special attack" that will include spinning around really fast while holding my arms out laterally and running around, attempting to hit people with my watches and clock necklaces.  I have not come up with a name for this attack yet.