Is The Witcher 2 worth $24? What if you throw in the first game for free? I honestly don't know. Both games look like Dragon Age clones with more hardcore sex, which doesn't say much. The sex scenes in Bioware's games make me question whether or not anyone who works there knows what sex is. When I was five years old I thought that a boy and a girl being naked together was sex, which made me really worry about the baths my sister and I shared when we were babies. Bioware appears to be at about that same level of understanding.

Anyway, from now until December 10 The Witcher 1 + 2 are on sale for $24 at GOG.com. Did I decide anywhere in the first paragraph whether or not this is a good deal? No? Shit. I was hoping that me from the past would have covered this already so that I wouldn't have to. Look, if you like games based on—I'm going to say Swedish?—fantasy novels that include a lot of animated sex for you to jerk off to and then deny it on your favourite gaming forums later even though nobody but you brought it up, you probably can't go wrong by taking advantage of the situation. If you're like me and have a vivid enough imagination that your own dreams contain the only pornography that will ever satisfy you, you might want to wait for The Witcher 2 to hit the $10 mark.