It’s time to make like K-Fed and please Britney with your fingers!

Seriously though, this had potential. It really did. Had they waited until the Great Wii Craze of ’06-’08, not only could this have possibly done much better than it did, but it could have even helped Britney rise from the abyss.

This game did two things very wrong: first, this kind of "dancing to the beat" kind of game is meant for a Power Pad/Dance Pad setup, so using a D-Pad to control your moves to Britney’s awful music is as stupid as thinking you’ll become an expert sniper by playing Silent Scope with a D-Pad. Secondly, the horrid and soulless plastic CGI models of every generic player, including Britney’s model, are just about as inappropriate. With the technology today, this kind of game would do much better with a digitized look and scheme similar to Target: Terror or Deal or No Deal.

I guess it’s entirely possible the development team didn’t have their dicks outside of Britney’s bacteria-filled vagina long enough to do a thorough motion capture session, so I can understand that. You can only imagine the disappointment felt by her father, Randy Spears. I give it