This is a The 34th Dimension exclusive news deal! Renowned muggle-blood Emma Granger and super cool badass bounty hunter Samus Afuck, I mean Boba Fuck—FETT! They made sex and now a miniature person is gonna be squeezed out of Hermione's snatch. Okay, so maybe none of that is true and I just wrote the last two posts and noticed that Hermione and Boba Fett would make a cute couple. One is a sexy little slut who probably does anal and the other is Hermione Granger. Ooooooh! Didja see what I did there? Because I think I've gone blind from sleep deprivation and need someone to proof read this before I click "Publish."

Staying up this long was a terrible idea. If anyone needs me I'll be in my bed for the next 14 hours. And by "anyone" I mean "sexy ladies" and by "my bed" I mean "your vaginas."