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Boba Fett Might Get His Own Movie (But Probably Won't)

Disclaimer: I've been awake for the past 23 hours, so if today's posts don't make any sense I'm a giant bumblebee.

Joe Johnston, the director of the new Captain America movie and the guy who almost ruined Jurassic Park, says he wants to make a movie about Boba Fett. I figure why not? Every other aspect of Star Wars has been ruined in the last ten years, so it's about time someone sat down and said "I think I'd like to take everyone's favourite bounty hunter and bend him over the pinball table, if you know what I mean, just to be sure that no one can look back on their childhood and smile anymore."

Johnston was a visual effects director on the original Star Wars trilogy, so he's in a good position to be handed the keys to the Slave I (that's the name of Boba Fett's ship, hurr hurr I'm so cool). I know it can't be that hard to get George Lucas to agree to anything. I'm 90% sure that Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was pitched to him by his grandkids. "More gophers, grandpa! And make the fridge blow up with an A-bomb!"

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